You are a...Sepp Blatter

Wrinkly Old Git

The FIFA president has a long history of cringe worthy statements, from his views on women’s football, to goal line technology, to slavery, and now he thinks all’s fair just so long as you offer a handshake afterwards. Worse yet, he’s often unapologetic about his own ludicrous declarations and remains the poster boy for corruption in football. Let’s put it another way, Sepp: you have put many of us in the quite untenable position of agreement with Rio Ferdinand. You sir, are a cunt.


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