'Tis also the season to mock thy neighbor. So I present [pun intended] this little offering to the tune of O Tannenbaum/O Christmas Tree:
O
Tottenham O Tottenham
You’ll never be our equal
O Tottenham O Tottenham
You’ll never be our equal
Your wheels are always coming off
Say Mind the Gap, and Gooners scoff
O Tottenham O Tottenham
You’ll never be our equal
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