Monday, January 30, 2012

Which Bourbon Will That Be Jack?


from the factory floor
FA CUP Fourth Round
Ashburton Grove
Referee: Mike Jones
Arsenal 3-2 Aston Villa                  29 January 2012
Van Persie [pen 54, pen 61]       Dunne [33]
Walcott [57]                                    Bent [45]

After 45 minutes this was a glass three quarters empty. But after an hour the glass was quite full. The usual mistakes undid us in the opening period, as the Arsenal set about this fourth round tie with purpose if not precision. Vermaelen had a rocket of a free kick punched away, Van Persie hit another into the wall, and we had yet another half of possession without much threat. It was a low key morning with most of the 4th round program taking place on Saturday and in general the mood at the Factory was fairly amicable between us and the NY Villans. Inevitably, they went ahead when one of their numbers infiltrated our grumpy inner circle to chat with Barry.  

Aston Villa looked dangerous on the few chances they created but otherwise tried to concede possession and hit on the break. Early on, the visitors singled out Coquelin, who did well without looking fully comfortable, and Agbonlahor was proving a real handful.  I think it was their first corner, and just like in the Champions League earlier this season when Chamberlain got caught on the right, Villa pulled a little training ground short corner routine, Keane stood one up to the back post and Dunne hammered in the header over Koscielny and a couple of other red shirts. I’d moan more if it weren’t the umpteenth time it has happened in recent years.  Then again, I’d moan because of that too.
That familiar feeling returned and I have to admit I was expecting a second from them before anything from us. We weren’t bad, but something looked labored in our efforts and there was a distinct lack of movement to pull Villa apart in any meaningful way. There were a couple of passes that seemed forced, just barely making it to their mark, and each time we released the ball Villa were still getting in their challenges. They were pressing well, but we were presenting them with opportunities to put in those tackles. They certainly obliged.

On one such occasion Dunne arrived incredibly late and went straight through the back of Rosicky. With my homer glasses on I saw red, but it was a yellow in the sane world and the referee made it so. Theo had also narrowly dodged a pretty hefty lunge when he was entering the penalty area, but stayed on his feet and screwed a shot wide. We discussed how he could have gone down but were glad he didn’t. While he moaned at Mike Jones, TJ suggested that we’d get the next call.

It was probably his last calm moment. He spent the rest of the first half going spare and the room seemed to go quiet before his fairly regular outbursts about how much we suck. Barry, Ed, Michael, Carissa and I were growing a little concerned. I recalled Carissa’s suggestion that we record some of these sound-bites for segues on TJ’s podcast. I’m sure the NY Villans were entertained. For all of the effort nothing was coming off for us on the pitch either.

Naturally, Villa just absorbed the pressure then hit us on the break with a three pass move that arrived to Bent via Ireland. Fabianski did well to parry his powerful shot but the ball fell right back in the striker’s path and from a more difficult angle he made a great finish. I don’t think the keeper was having his best day, but it would be a little churlish to criticize him for that. So of course I did. I never said I was reasonable.

That was the last action of the first half and most of the break was spent in a daze. The team was booed off the pitch and a fourth successive defeat looked likely. Fear not though, because we had Park and Arshavin on the bench ready to change that likelihood to a certainty. No changes were made at the interval though and we didn’t expect any before Wenger’s prescribed 70 minute mark.

I have to admit I am still a little amazed by the turnaround. We just ran at them repeatedly and for once it wasn’t our defense that panicked. From a corner kick the big friendly meat-sack beaned the ball toward the back post only for the chinless wonder Stephen Ireland to prod clear from the line. Barry bemoaned the smug look on his face and wanted something to wipe it off. Our own Steven let loose with another dose of vitriol. In a perfect storm Ed, Michael and I concocted a new name for TJ.  Rise, the NY Gooners re-dub thee Tourette’s Jersey.

In one of my rare tactical masterstrokes I made one of the more foolish bets in the history of bookmaking when Swansea was awarded that penalty a few weeks ago, wagering we wouldn’t get one of our own for the rest of the season, in any competition.  To this point we’d only got two of our own all season, and one of those was against Villa in the League [the other at Old Trafford.] Surely we wouldn’t get another against this same side? That’s what I get for calling you Shirley.

Even though I have to shell out for a nice bottle of bourbon, as I felt when I made the bet, I still won. In fact, you can all thank me for that stupid bet because we got not one but two spot-kicks in seven minutes. Sure Van Persie buried both times, low left then high right, and took his tally for the season up to an even two dozen. But that was all me ladies and gentlemen. You’re welcome.

I really don’t know whether we would have delivered without those penalties on this day. I really didn’t even think the first was a penalty, recalling the chance Welbeck had last week when Szczesny came out and Mertesacker cleared. As with that instance, Ramsey made his play on the ball before the tackle arrived and Given was already collecting the Welshman’s heavy touch. But with the way they were getting their hits in after the ball left in the first half, I don’t have too much problem with the decision now. Except to say that if McLeish has an issue with Van Persie then he should be thankful Dunne didn’t see a straight red for that, last man and all, and already on a yellow.

It probably won’t go down as an assist, but Song’s threaded pass to Ramsey to set up the first penalty was a little bit special. He also played the one-two with Koscielny, who made a 50 yard run, to get the second one. While I don’t think he had the best game, I have said before that Song can pick a pass when teams that arrive at the Grove and sit back. He still suffers from Arteta’s absence, but it’s hard to complain when he was so involved in the comeback.

Theo had another one of those days. Nothing much seemed to be coming off for him in the first half. To be fair that could be said for everyone. I expressed my lack of concern about his contract situation, even that I’d be glad to be shot of him, and got a serious skunk eye from Barry. I still harbor deep frustration with him [Theo, not Barry], but I have to admit he did very well to get himself into position to get that freaky rebound for his goal. He for once took his man on, and in a move that nearly duplicated Ramsey’s effort in the first half he went baseline and tried to nip it in past the keeper at the near post. Given pawed it behind him onto Hutton who tried to the sensible thing and blast it away only for it to ricochet off an unknowing Walcott’s chest and into the net. 

I’d say he just about deserved something for that effort. Having a second look, had he scored on the initial flick past Given it would have been a really special goal.  Instead it was greeted from us with disbelief, laughter, and a round of ‘we don’t know what we’re doing.’ He then commenced with a loathsome little celebration by the bench that curried no favor with us, but then again we are miserable old gits.  There were more laughs somewhere in there when a ball went out for an Arsenal goal kick but we couldn’t it back off the traveling Villans who were having a pretty epic session of volleyball.

The rest of the game was frankly a Bass fueled blur. Wenger puzzlingly removed our best midfield player once again but after we had taken the lead this time. We weren’t happy to see Rosicky go in honesty, because none of us thought the match was safe and with the fixtures we have coming up, and the squad still pretty thin, a replay is not at all what we would want, even if we looked out of it at the half. But it was a welcome return for Arteta who did his usual calming thing in midfield. We could have perhaps put the result beyond doubt after another good move by Walcott ended with a very difficult chance from Van Persie just missing the target, but the game kind of fizzled and we were granted the brief sighting of Henry and the much more welcomed reappearance of Bacary Sagna.

I spent the rest of the day reeling from the comeback. We had a very jammy goal sandwiched with some bread and butter finishing from the spot, and now we sit in the fifth round of the FA Cup with a trip to Boro or Sunderland on the weekend of the 18th. Barry, having cajoled us to keep faith at the half, called it a little bit of highway robbery. We will certainly take it though.

The games are now going to come thick and fast against the likes of Tottenham, Liverpool, Sunderland, and Everton in the league, and Milan in Europe. Hopefully this result can be the spark needed to kick on. We only managed two wins in January, but if we could only win two, we’ve won the two that matter the most, and in so doing, added a couple more memories to the very brief history of the Grove.  That is certainly enough to be getting on with. Now, I have some rather important business to take care of. Which bourbon will that be Jack?





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