Friday, June 28, 2013

The Corporal Will Tear You Apart

It is a well-known fact that Carl Jenkinson comes from a family of Gooners and as such he has perhaps taken on a bit of a cult status with the Arsenal support. Alan Davies just might have a hand in that by dubbing him The Corporal. Earlier this season the Arseblogger unknowingly set up a hilarious scenario for the pre-Olymiakos press conference with this tweet. I remembered how last season we endured that spell without a first choice full-back on either flank, and of course that inspired a ridiculous chant. I hasn't caught on yet for some stupid reason.



[Total Eclipse of the Heart/Bonnie Tyler]

Once upon a time we didn't have a right back
Now we don't know which one to start
If Sagna isn't fit
The Corporal will tear you apart