'Tis the season and all so settle in for some Christmas inspired ridiculousness. First up is our man Mesut. His arrival signaled a sea change in our transfer policy and confirmed that dry powder does indeed explode spectacularly.
The first Özil
That
the Arsenal did see
Was
the perfect control of a ball down the wing
From
the wing he played, with just the right weight
A pass
to Giroud served up on a plate
Özil Özil
Özil Özil
Born
is the king of Ashburton Grove
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