Wednesday, December 7, 2011

You Can Polish A Turd, But It's Still A Crap Goalkeeper


from the factory floor
Karaiskaki Stadium
Referee: Alberto Undiano Mallenco
Olympiakos 3-1 Arsenal   06 December 2011
Rafik Djebbour [16']          Yossi Benayoun [57']
David Fuster [36']              
Francois Modesto [89']

I threatened down at the bar that my report for this match would just be a collection of Benny Hill youtube clips, thinking the less said about this the better. And oddly enough though the result ‘doesn’t matter’ so to speak, it’s worth having a look at.

Two pretty big screw ups on our end put the home side up 2-0 in the first half hour. Ed’s observation that the first wasn’t so much of an indictment on Fabianski was belied by the shambolic performance the Pole put in for the first quarter-hour. To be fair, Ed strolled in a bit late and wasn’t privy to the opening minutes by our number two [that pun is fully intended].
And quite what was going on in Mannone’s head is far beyond me. If I’m honest I was a little glad to see Fabianski go off injured because I was sure we’d ship at least three if he stayed on. Turns out it didn’t matter and Vito conspired to look even shakier only minutes after his arrival. It was painful watching really, but as Carissa pointed out, dead funny. If you don’t laugh sometimes you cry.

Sandwiched between the poor start and the two bits of keystone cops goalkeeping was a couple of decent opportunities on goal.  I believe Frimpong owes Jack Wilshere £1500 after Maxwell Smart-ing a very presentable early chance at an opener that would have made good on Jack’s proposed twitter flutter. Arshavin really should have done better with the other early chance that he had as well, but rather than pick a side he tried to meg the keeper and it was blocked.

I know that Arshavin has that quality of being able to pull a moment of magic out of nothing, and there is this defense of his current form that because he often goes for the clever/creative pass it doesn’t always come off.  But when a player of his ability hasn’t delivered the goods for the span of time he has gone missing, they typically focus on just doing the simple things well. For me, he just hasn’t been doing that and I would far rather see Benayoun and Chamberlain get his minutes ongoing. He just isn’t cutting the mustard.

One also must wonder just how crap Park is if he can’t get a look when Chamakh is in such poor form, given the short length of time the he will be available to us. To be fair to the Moroccan, he set up the two early chances previously mentioned, but he really fades toward the end of matches. And even early going his best moments tend to be when he is not in the penalty area. For a so-called target center forward with good aerial ability that is a real head-scratcher. 

Nothing really seems to come off for this chap at the moment, and were it not for a rather lumping finish from Benayoun there would be another example to bemoan of how poor he is in the box, especially under physical pressure from the opponent. Instead Yossi gave us a glimmer of hope that we might just snatch an undeserved point from this match and finish the group unbeaten. That would be a short lived hope however.

Frimpong had a solid if unspectacular outing, but might have shown his inexperience coughing up a few late free kicks to concede the third, even if the hosts were going down all too easily and being rewarded generously by the referee. It was poor stuff all around. The Ox was clearly having one of his off days, seeming inclined to take on as many players at one time as possible. Olympiakos didn’t look keen at all to allow him to add to his tally from the first leg of this tie, and he failed to produce much all match.  He’s not ready to start any time soon, but perhaps a few appearances from the bench could be the way forward for him.

Those moaning in the build-up about the inclusion of Vermaelen and Santos in this side will have plenty of ammunition after the latter went off early in the second half with an injury to his right leg. Good thing we don’t have to face the league leaders any time soon. Oops. On the other hand, Miquel did fairly well against City in the Carling Cup last week. On the other, other hand [that is, if you’re a wishy-washy Ganesh] we’re not likely to face the same side in the league. And we’re probably all heaving a huge sigh of relief after the Verminator went sliding into the post in a vain effort to keep out the first goal.

The result has no bearing on our group placing, thankfully. As bright sides go, this performance and result might provide a reality check on a few levels. We are one injury away to either Van Persie or Szczesny from very possibly being quite dire. That can’t be much surprise to anyone. Maybe the signs are there after the Wigan result that we might be able to muster up some goals should the captain miss games, but if Szczesny gets an injury or suspension we are proper fucked.

Realizing the meaninglessness of this match might have done something to the focus of the team, but for me what was most alarming was that it was just about our settled back four who conspired to ship those goals early on, with the exception of Squillaci. The lack of cohesion might also suggest just how much Szcz indeed does as an organizer, or perhaps just how crucial Song and Arteta are in protecting our defenders.  Probably a bit of both. What’s clear is that any team worth their attacking salt could have been up by four at the half and I was very much reminded of the callow posture and abject defending that we saw, what seems like eons ago, at Old Trafford.

After the Carling Cup match I might have been persuaded that this side might be the basis of our FA Cup team, but on evidence of this showing I am not at all sure. My view in the end is that we take this one on the chin, and hope that we don’t count the cost too much with injuries to Santos and Fabianski. I have to admit it was a humorous consolation to see the destroyed look on the Olympiakos players’ faces when they realized that despite this gift of a result they would not continue in the competition after Marseilles staged an incredible comeback to cement a deserved spot in the group stages. Until then, we can now focus on the league for a run of games, which include some tricky fixtures coming up against Everton, City and Aston Villa.





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