Aaron Ramsey [I Want Candy]

[Bow-Wow-Wow “I Want Candy”]

I know a guy with magic feet

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The number sixteen can’t be beat

[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]

He’s got everything that we desire

[clap-clap-clap-clap clap-clap]

He sets the football pitch on fire

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Aaron Ramsey!

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Aaron Ramsey!

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Aaron Ramsey!

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Aaron Ramsey!

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O Tottenham

'Tis also the season to mock thy neighbor. So I present [pun intended] this little offering to the tune of O Tannenbaum/O Christmas Tree:

O Tottenham O Tottenham

You’ll never be our equal

O Tottenham O Tottenham

You’ll never be our equal

Your wheels are always coming off

Say Mind the Gap, and Gooners scoff

O Tottenham O Tottenham

You’ll never be our equal

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There Is Just One Santi Ca-zorla

'Tis the season for low hanging fruit. A ridiculous chant for Santi Cazorla to the tune of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus."

There is just one Santi Ca-zorla

And he wears the Arsenal red and white

His first touch is so sweet

There's not a man that he can't beat

He'll pass you off the pitch with either of those magic feet

Oh there is just one Santi Ca-zorla

And he wears the Arsenal red and whiiiiiiiiiite

Well his first touch is a dream

It's the best we've ever seen

There is just one Santi Ca-zor-laaaaaa

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The First Özil

'Tis the season and all so settle in for some Christmas inspired ridiculousness. First up is our man Mesut. His arrival signaled a sea change in our transfer policy and confirmed that dry powder does indeed explode spectacularly. 

The first Özil

That the Arsenal did see

Was the perfect control of a ball down the wing

From the wing he played, with just the right weight

A pass to Giroud served up on a plate

 Özil Özil Özil Özil

Born is the king of Ashburton Grove

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What A Footballer

Many weren't overly familiar with the true quality of Arsenal's diminutive star signing in the 2012 summer transfer window. Cheekily, even the manager claimed he wasn't. But shortly after Santi Cazorla arrived in North London his class was immediately apparent. It took no time whatsoever for the little Spaniard to click with Arsene Wenger's footballing philosophy, while it took supporters quite a bit longer to figure out just which was his favored foot. 

Cazorla's capture represented a kind of return to the Arsenal manager's early transfer style, that of finding technically gifted players who, for one reason or another, were misfits at their clubs. In this case he swooped when Malaga were in desperate need of cash. The move was also consistent with the recent shift to bring in players entering their peaks, with the experience and maturity the side lacked for several years.